Tea and Crumpets


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Issue 2 October 2004 0 cents

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Attention students, please remember to wear your helmets.

As you may know;, bike helmets prevent serious or fatal head injury. Basically they keep your head from cracking open…and your brains from oozing out.

Anyway... we here at Anthony do not want your brains oozing out, therefore we suggest you wear your helmets.

By the way, if you are caught without a helmet, you shall be suspended for the next 3,000 years!

MWAH HA HA!

Dear Readers,

Well, here's the second issue of the Tea and Crumpets. I wasn't sure if there would even be a second issue, because I had computer trouble and lost the program that I made the first one on. Then I found another program, and it works just fine, though it might look a little different now. We have some more funny stuff, written by my little brother Benjamin who is in second grade in Mrs. Kinsinger's class at Amanda Arnold. We also have some silly stuff written by me when I was only a grade older than him. There's other stuff by me; some of it made especially for the Tea and Crumpets™! (No, I haven't really Trade Marked the Tea and Crumpets.)

Yes, we still have some good stuff, and we might be able to keep it up alone, but I'm disappointed in you. You haven't given me anything to print! I want stuff from you! So give it to me! Come on, it can be anything. You could even print out an IM conversation that no one will understand. You could give me a picture to scan, a comic, a story, a book/movie review... anything!


DO NOT DISSAPOINT ME AGAIN.
THE EMPEROR IS NOT AS FORGIVING
AS I AM.

Quiz

Find out if you are a cow!!!!

  1. Are you a cow?
    1. yes
    2. no
    3. I don't know
    4. George Washington
  2. Do you drink milk?
    1. no
    2. yes
    3. I don't know
    4. George Washington
  3. What color are your eyes?
    1. brown or blue
    2. green
    3. I don't know
    4. George Washington
  4. Do you eat pigs?
    1. yes
    2. no
    3. I don't know
    4. George Washington
  5. Are you wearing a dress?
    1. no
    2. yes
    3. I don't know
    4. George Washington
  6. Can you read?
    1. no
    2. yes
    3. I don't know
    4. George Washington


If you answered mostly a's, you are a cow.
If you answered mostly b's, you are not a cow.
If you answered mostly c's, you don't know anything.
If you answered mostly d's, you are very patriotic.