Dear Readers,
Never trust any company or the product of any company that uses punctuation, bad spelling, or capital letters in the middle of its name. And don’t buy time machines off of the internet. And make sure you watch The Hudsucker Proxy, Napoleon Dynamite, The Truman Show, The Dead Poets Society, A Beautiful Mind, and Harold and Maude.
If you wanna sing out, sing out,
And if you wanna be free, be free
Mary Moberly
Senior Editor
P.S. Why don’t you skip your dratted homework and read Tea and Crumpets instead?* Please answer this question and turn it in in any form to anybody. Thank you.
*This comment does not apply to people named Benjamin Moberly.
HOT PINK ASTROTURF™
by aleatha moberly
nobody says no to the catgirl.
nobody at all. she like glows or something. something like a big ol glowing thing. with pink cheeks.
HOT PINK ASTROTURF™. you guys, just face it. nobody says no to the catgirl, and hot pink Astroturf™ would change the world. FACE IT, FACE OFF! oof! you yellowbellied snicker snig. why'd you do that to me. nobody does that to the catgirl, cause she can run! she can run like bees or butter. butterbees butter bunker belly brinkle.
balderdash.
good heavens, we've been didled!
don't take it the wrong way dearies.
it's just one of those thingamabobs.
just one of those upshot upland uptight upheald upmen, upwardly upbraiding, upstirring, upshutting, upsetting, upreaching, upshining, upsweeping, uphauling, and upheaving those mockups without a backwards upglance. (the nerve of some of those upshots)
The importance of proofreading
By aleatha moberly
On my paper route bundle thing the other day I found this note. It was really funny but my mom threw it away so I'm going to try and re-create it.
atention carriers: it has come to the atention of the staff of the mahatan mecury that carriers are not doing their t.m.c. IT IS REAQUIRED TO DO T.M.C. DISTRIC LEADERS WILL BE CHECKING IF YOU ARE DOING YOUR T.M.C. IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR T.M.C. YOU WILL BE GIVEN A WARNING IF YOU GET CAUGHT AGAIN YOU WILL BE TERMINATED. THANK YOU
ahhaahah!!!! I had lots of fun marking all the spelling and grammatical errors with a red sharpie. There were more than what I typed here, but I can't remember it all......you get the idea. The funniest part of this whole ordeal is that I have no clue what "T.M.C" is. No idea. toooooo bad. hahahahaha!!!
this is a drawing I made of this lady I saw one day.
-Aleatha